knob greaser

one who greases knobs, see also "bone-chugger"

keep on greasin, greasin my knob, eatin it, like corn on the cob

by T & M October 3, 2003

saddle grease

The visible stain on the outer garment of a person that "shart" themselves.

Did you see the stain on the back of that girls skirt? Yeah, she is sportin some saddle grease.

by Tacettes 2013 September 23, 2013

Greasy Hands

A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.

Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?

Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*

Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.

--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------

Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?

Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*

Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?

Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!

by bile2 February 19, 2010

ghud grease

(v)- The act of being caught jacking off at a friend's house, typically a really embarrassing moment. This occurs when one has enough guts to beat off at someone else's house and then karma bites back.

Chad: "Dude I heard you got ghud greased! Man what's your problem?!"

Garret " Yea mane shit, it was an accident dawg. I mean I couldn't resist that shyd..."

by greaser11 March 26, 2010

keep the greasy side down

An action; as in travel safe or keep your vehicle on its tires. Keep the underside of your vehicle to the ground...keep the greasy side down! The undercarriage of older vehicles especially, could be found unusually greasy and full of oil. In instances where there may be an oil leak on your vehicle or the exhaust was excreting oil.

You're heading out on your road trip to Yellowstone Park? Well then, keep the greasy side down!

by AB in MT February 18, 2010

greasy wheel

A pizza.

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Greaseslide

A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in 2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!

In 2012 the bacon party candidate, bacon, was elected in a greaseslide when the people chose a baconocracy!

by jmspaesq November 10, 2010