golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020

Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.

Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.

by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019

Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.

"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."

by Thotexterminator102 July 28, 2023

Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.

“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

“Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”

by Coffee coffin January 19, 2020