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Urban Golfing

A drinknig gam invented at Washington College located in historic Chestertown, Maryland. Urban Golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. One hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.
It's nice today let's go urban golfing!
by pandasandpearls March 7, 2011
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Golfing

The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.
Carl Stephen Grider Jr and Rickie Lynn Price just went golfing. I bet Rickie's head is sore.
by carlgrider October 16, 2011
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golfer spasm

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.
Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm
by zamorak November 26, 2013
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Golfer

"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.
Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer
by aidsracer March 18, 2015
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cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.
"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"
by stan April 12, 2006
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Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).
Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.
by Jock Turner July 2, 2007
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golfus

Someone that live life as a party boy in the Roman Empire. Life is short and there are not enough people to meet and love every weekend because the money is never a problem or excuse.
Rolfus is a golfus
by MarthaM February 13, 2020
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