golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport

Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.

by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019

Golf

Not Only Is It A Sport That Old Rich Men Play. But It Also A Word To Describe Something That's So Extreme That No Words Could Describe It.

Woah Man!!! Your Clothes Are Too Golf For Me!!!

by Bomroth August 1, 2012

to golf ball

A violent act where you take a golf club and absolutely punt someones balls with it

"I golf balled tony he slept with me girl"

" so you used his balls as to golf ball"

"Yeah"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.

Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.

by Kelhonson June 20, 2016

November India Golf Golf echo Romeo

NATO phonic alphabet spelling of the controversial “N word”

That redneck said November India golf golf echo Romeo to the fat black guy. The black guy toss him in the ground and sit his big fat ass on him.

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

golf barbie

A gorgeous female that is likely being hit on by her coworkers without her knowing. This person typically has a sense of fashion too good for her office environment.

Yoo look at that golf barbie next to the organic aisle! She gotta be packing bens!

by WassupBrownie June 5, 2019

Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.

While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either

by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013