Grider 

Crazy family. Messed up. Dirty Minded. Insane. Never seen anyone like them.

The Griders are very messed up!

Grider by DJSky July 1, 2021

maddie grider 

A girl who would enjoy being with a strong man who has fluffy black hair, a giant penis and closely resembles a monkey. She is the most perfect girl in the world even if she does hate the sexy man I described above. I love her.

I love you maddie grider, even if you do hate me and is 5'1 and 3/4.

maddie grider by whoareyouurnajdha March 18, 2010

Spice Grinder 

A hard-working underpaid sweatshop worker who provides curry for their family.

We should pay those spice grinder looking niggers less so we can make extra profit.

Spice Grinder by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Stump Grinder 

A person with braces who loves giving head.

AJ is one hell of a stump grinder but I like how he sucks anyway.

Stump Grinder by Giggles T. Clown September 19, 2014

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

Asari Grinder 

One who gets his grind on with the Asari species in Mass Effect.

Dude, Sajam was getting his asari grinder on last night up in the clubs.

Asari Grinder by Bogeh July 20, 2009

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Scranton Sausage Grinder by Midget buster January 18, 2012