tore up from da floor up

a woman who wrecks her appear from years of hard drug use and other "wear and tear"

Larry: What do you think of Samantha?
Juan: yo dat chick tore up from da floor up you trippin 3 kids, tubes tied, 30s, smokes dope, been smokin dope
Larry: She used to look decent
(poor Larry hasn't seen Samantha in the last 15 years, just her pre dope ho pictures)

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022

Blood on the dance floor

shitty "insert-crap-genre-name-here" band that makes you feel like a knife is in your ear.

"i just heard blood on the dance floor"
"i would rather have aids, cancer or a urinary tract infection"
"yeah they suck just as much as brokencyde and bring me the horizon"

by thatcommonkid June 4, 2009

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

floor

To intoxicate exceptionally thoroughly.

After a bottle and a half of Vodka, Mike was floored.

by jane February 28, 2003

hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

Floor people

When a person or persons get high and end up on the floor and would rather stay there than move to a bed or chair.

When towlie gets high he turns into floor people

by freeridesonlexbus May 21, 2011

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006