Is Algebra Divine or Demonic?

Algebra became evil or murderous when God allowed Satan to put the alphabet in math, or when the father of lies got his wish to separate earthlings into simple- and symbol-minded people.

During his last metamathematical talk, Prof. Ian tried to answer these questions:
a) “Is Algebra divine or demonic?”
b) “Is Zero invented or discovered?”
c) “What is the value of Pi on Venus?”
d) “What is the color of Phi?”

by MathPlus April 30, 2023

Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011

Divius

Ebayer; buys, sells, and trades items from the game Everquest for money.

Divius will hook you up, bitch.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

diving octopus

insert both hand's, crossed over each other, with fingers intercrossed into the vagina.

i enjoyed giving Ashley the diving octopus last week.

by Sean Corcoran... June 24, 2008

divingboard

when a girl is giving you head. when your about to nut you pull out and smack the bottom of her chin and bust on her neck.

elisabeth was giving me head and I did the divingboard and busted on her neck

by rt and jc March 16, 2009

divinian

the best friend in the world; nobody could ask for a better guy to hang out with

Wow, he's such a divinian!

by xxxthiscityisdeadxxx January 2, 2010

Diving Bell

When a man farts and gets a gas bubble trapped under his testicals.

I have a real diving bell situation in my pants.

by ArtNSin June 14, 2015