crotch hit 

The act of smacking another female in the crotch out of drunken lesbian intent.

Whoa, I was just crotch hit by Martina Navratilova!

crotch hit by Cooter Counts December 22, 2009

Crotch Power 

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.

Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.

Crotch Power by potatomaster January 19, 2010

Crotch Mince 

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

Crotch Mince by JucyLay May 17, 2010

Crotch Crickets 

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

Crotch Crickets by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

Crotch WaterFall 

The Act of rubbing sexual organs together while under the shower head

Baby lets go do the "crotch waterfall" thing

Crotch WaterFall by sap302 March 22, 2011

crotch botch 

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

crotch botch by MC Beer Truck November 22, 2011

crotch pocket 

The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.

You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.

Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.

You: Oh... eww.

crotch pocket by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011