Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.

"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"

by F41R September 2, 2021

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loose cell phone drunk

When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone

I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night

by giorgioSF December 14, 2009

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cellie

n. A brief show of triumphant celebration by a someone scoring a goal, a touchdown, or a few grams of cocaine.

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Sweet goal dude! Your deke stickside totally flat-skated their overly-padded behemoth.

Thanks. But what About my cellie? Too dirivatory?

Perhaps a little less fanny wiggling next time.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2019

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cell phone party

A party in which when the lights turn off and when the cell phone lights turn on, everyone gets naked.

That was a sweet cell phone party!

by M-Kat January 16, 2008

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Rat bastards who sell cellular devices, labeled as the hitlers of today, young men who are so intent on making money they give people deals that would make michael jackson scream. these people are sexy mother fuckers whos souls are blackened with dealing with greesy donkeys who want everything for free. it is said that the first child of a cellcom associate will be reincarnated as the true child of satan and will one day reak havoc on the world, this has of yet to happen.

that rat bastard must be a cellcommer! he j-poked my sister and never called her again.

last night was magical until the jerk gave me the old salty pirate! what does he think he's a cellcommer!

by billybobcellcom November 11, 2007

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