Twilight Crank

A guy who is obviously a fan of the Twilight movies or books. Usually an emo guy.

Dude, that guy is obviously a fan of Twilight. He's major Twilight Crank!

by cdlustscats June 2, 2010

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

bite my crank

Used when telling someone off, the same meaning but not quite as nasty as telling them to "suck my dick."

Hey Buddy, Bite my crank will ya?

by Bruno Stoight May 29, 2008

tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

yank my crank

To Masturbate; or jerk someone off

Tom asked Shawn to yank my crank

by Bigdaddyln July 11, 2006

Boofin' Crank

The process of ingesting methamphetamine into your anus to get a fast-acting wild rush of speed.

"Did you see lip last night? He was tweekin sac after he spend a few minutes in the bathroom boofin' crank".

by Bewfbag November 29, 2018

wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

by Macsloan October 19, 2019