A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
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Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
by Dilberto, Prince of Mierda August 26, 2013
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Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015
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by LetMeGoTokyoDemons March 28, 2016
Get the Reverse constipation mug.The living Constitution is a paradigm in which the President is self-critical (jurist-in-chief) and physically embodies the letter of the Constitution.
"Living" law.
"Living" law.
by metawave January 24, 2019
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THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts
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Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
by the big effer April 7, 2011
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