Jesse Cannon

Music producer, audio engineer, drum editing magician. Emo.

Madison. Race The Sun. Tiger Mountain. The Cure. Limp Bizkit.

by Verve June 25, 2005

jude connor

the amazing keyboardist for the band umbrellas, and is ridiculously good looking and has an amazing personality.

you know jude connor? he's an awesome person. go see umbrellas perform!

by arian! July 27, 2006

spam cannon

A group of people working together to spam the selected target.

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.

by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

splatter cannon

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

Biff Cannon

Really huge penis shoved in a butt hole violently.

He received a biff cannon last night.

by alexander the worst February 15, 2014

The Connor chimney

The act of taking a hit of cigarette and or vape pen and blowing it into a females vagina

Haha she got The Connor chimney ...dumbass

by Thefuzzyman27 November 11, 2014