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chase the carrot

What conservatives do to poke fun at the cute little liberals.
"Here hippie, chase the carrot!"
by Ogdenumptee3 October 28, 2003
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digital carrot slicer

Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.
Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.

Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
by mooltittle August 18, 2010
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snow carrot

snorting a line of cocaine off a guys dick
"my boyfriend and i tried the snow carrot"
by rjdianne December 8, 2017
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carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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go suck a carrot

Loraz: care to repeat that?
Taron: ah, go suck a carrot, ya freeloader!
Loraz: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013
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skinned my carrot

When your girl sucks the skin right off of your member.
Yo, bro, my girl skinned my carrot last night!
by Carrot boi May 19, 2018
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Carrot Dipped in Ranch

A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.
"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"
by dfhnk June 8, 2017
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