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bbllonnkk

Any "programmer" who rips code and doesnt know how to use variables
BBLLONNKK cant code for his life.
by Tucker January 20, 2005
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big spoon baby balloon

Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.
Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?
by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006
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balloon knot

(noun) A person's anus.
(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.
(noun) My balloon knot is on fire after I ate those Jalepenos last night.

(adjective) That guy at the bar last night was such a balloon knot..
by Mooseknuckle Quartet February 19, 2009
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bollocky wank shite

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.
by megaturd March 11, 2010
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Miss Ballooniverse

A contest for the fattest bitch in the world.

Currently the contestants include Rebecca R. from Houston Texas and Autumn ( twisted elegance ) from Allentown PA.

The contest measures who is the fattest and homliest bitch in the world. It's an imitation contest of the real thing.

It's strictly for fatso's like the above mentioned.
The Miss Ballooniverse contest will be in Allentown Next year.
by rjjfg March 30, 2009
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balloons

The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
by CDSmith1967 July 6, 2006
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ballon

"That ballon can jump surprinsingly high!"
"Shauna just ate all of my cookies, that ballon!"
by thunderfox73 September 26, 2013
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