Spock block

(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.

(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.

(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.

When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.

by Hungry Like the Worf August 26, 2010

Clop-Block

A hybrid of Cock-Block and Clopping within the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom.

Sam: OMG Spike, GTFO. Stop being such a Flarity Clop-Block!

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Al: Rainbow Dash is such a Clop-Block to all other ships. That playa.

by rewy400 November 24, 2011

beatin' the block

driving around a residential neighborhood with speakers on blast, also tippin or swingin

Jeremy-"Where's your brother today?"
Ashley-"Oh, he's out beatin' the block."

by Ashley & Jeremy May 4, 2008

Rhode Island Block

An advanced traffic maneuver in which one slowly inches out into oncoming traffic, until they are blocking the flow of cars (sometimes in both directions), thus ensuring they are able to pull out.

Necessary behavior in places like Rhode Island, famous for it's terrible drivers.

Jim: This traffic is so thick, we're never gonna get out of this intersection.

John: Don't worry, I'm going to employ a Rhode Island Block.

by President Woodbro Chillson April 26, 2011

calgary road block

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.

So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served

by Justa Do'nmyjob July 22, 2008

cock blockalypse

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

by Jbru202 November 17, 2009

around the block

A term for a woman who has sexual experience.

Jen has been around the block more than once.

by bbwloverjoe October 14, 2007