HBO-Tard 

Someone who relies on historical information from HBO and other movies/series.
For instance, Chernobyl, they think the Rod caps jumped, Think Akimov pressed AZ-5, and other crazy inaccuracies that make the show almost unwatchable .

"Hate those HBO-Tards, useless fuckers them lot."

HBO-Tard by Not your average irishman May 7, 2023

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006

Z-tard 

Z-tards are people who support the Russian invasion of Ukraine because they only read far-right news outlets and Russian news without acknowledging pro-Ukraine arguments. It comes from many pro-Russians using the letter Z (even though it's not in the Cyrillic alphabet) due to the Russian government pushing propaganda making Z look like their symbol of allegiance.

John: Did you see David larping about how Ukraine deserved it yesterday?
Emily: Yeah, he looks like a Z-tard.

Z-tard by PrivateerFlujt May 29, 2022

Obama-tard 

A mindless follower/worshipper of Obama, the Messiah. They care not for the truth about the crap that he does and his hate of America. They think he's the most wonderful president ever just because of his race.

Obama-tard : OMG OMG THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT!!! THANK YOU!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! *mentally bows down in worship*

Obama-tard by WisdomIsPriceless February 20, 2011

Twi-Tard 

people (usually over the age of 15) that are way too excited to see any twilight film.

All of my friends went to see Twilight when it opened; what twi-tards.

Twi-Tard by suck it mama November 20, 2009

succ tard 

The retarded middle school kids at the back of the bus who blast shitty music that only the disabled find enjoyable. Most of the time these are the same people who go home and succ their sisters cocks.

Chris: yo josh, can you believe how many succ tards there were on the bus today?
Josh: yeah I know! I just wish I could throw their speaker out the window so it lands under the tires.

succ tard by Super succ 07 September 28, 2018

Wii-tard

1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)

SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing

While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!

Wii-tard by Uncle Sal April 4, 2008