Dumperdick Blues 

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

Dumperdick Blues by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Bluetool 

A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.

Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?

Megan: I'm great, and yourself?

Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.

Bluetool by Orchard August 2, 2006

Abattoir Blues

From the song by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, used to describe the depressed feeling you get about the modern world in general. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse, so the term, in a more in depth way, means you feel the world is lining itself up for slaughter, much like cows do at a slaughterhouse.

Man 1: Hey, are you all right? You've seemed kinda depressed lately.
Man 2: Oh, it's okay, I've just got a case of abattoir blues.

Abattoir Blues by Pocketflan May 25, 2009

bluesmobile 

The car that Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues cruise in as of Jakes release of prison. It is a 1974 Dodge Monaco with Police add-ons. It's got a V8 engine, rear-wheel drive, CAN run out of gas, DOES have special powers because of an el-train generator located next to Elwoods apartment. Unfortunately, due to the excesive use while running from the police, it met its maker when the Blues Brothers reached their destination. It's now in a scrapyard somewhere. 18 years later it was replaced by a new Bluesmobile, a 1990 Ford Crown Victoria Police Cruiser which nobody knows what happend to. It is also capable of running out of gas and doing amazing stunts.

(After seeing a retired police car drive through your local mall) Holy crap, did you see that Bluesmobile just bomb through here!?

bluesmobile by I_Own_A_Bluesmobile August 24, 2006

bluetooth crazy 

1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.

2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.

Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."

bluetooth crazy by cam828 March 20, 2008

Postcon Blues 

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.

Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.

Postcon Blues by LosahLosah June 29, 2011

zipper blues 

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.

Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.

zipper blues by Monday May 25, 2006