Skinny Penis

A guy who takes off his clothes before having sex, leaving the dick out and expects the girl to start with no foreplay. This person is usually naive and watches way too much porn. A Skinny Penis can also entail selfishness and stupidity.
WOOHOO

"Did you here that he Skinny Penised her?"
"No way! I haven't met a Skinny Penis since highschool"

by Chanchaso February 14, 2018

my penis

a huge 12 inch monster

i stuck my penis in your mom

by big monsta August 8, 2003

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Specifically a term that is describing a niggers dick with guacamole on it . Sounds pretty disgusting, but it is actually pretty tasty.. mmmm

Oh my! That was one tasty Guacamole Nigga Penis !! YUMMY !

by Lil Beanerr March 30, 2019

pot penis

Like drunk dick, but happens when youre high instead of drunk. Usually involves either difficulty getting it up or maintaining an erection.

Yo, I got pot penis last night after I burned that L with my girl.

by brooklyn hipster December 27, 2007

EMU Penis Tower

The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.

Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.

by The Real Kenny Powers October 8, 2010

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

Stage Penis

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015