Fart

An explosion between your buttcheeks. Sometimes it is a loud, painful, obnoxious clap and other times it’s an itty bitty toot poot. The deadliest kind are known as ninja farts which release toxic levels of human methane in the form of a gaseous explosion originating from the butt hole.

Starbucks accidentally forgot to use oatmilk in my Venti iced blonde vanilla latte with vanilla cold foam, 2 pumps of caramel, 3 pumps of chai, and an extra shot of espresso and now my butthole burns from ninja farts from the deepest depths of hell knows know as my gut.

by HisNameIsSheep December 21, 2024

Fart

A trumpet announcing the arrival of captive shit.

Did you just fart?

by IndiaGulf June 05, 2018

Fart

Forced Air Rectal Transmission

Bobby entered the stall to crap, but only ended up farting.

by ScorpioSymbol July 13, 2020

Fart

The greatest thing to ever exist.

Fart

by Mr.Quagsire July 18, 2022

Fart

the greatest thing to ever exist.

Fart

by Mr.Quagsire July 18, 2022

fart

A gas that is released from a persons butt when food is done digesting

"I farted in the bathroom after I ate that huge burger"

by MethaneMan999 February 04, 2018

Fart

When someone lets out air from their butt an it stinks , kinda like poo.... 💩💩💩

Friend :Hey how’s your day going!!
Friend 1: Meh ( Farts)
Friend: Ew did you just fart aw man that’s gross...

by Diff ♡ November 09, 2019