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The Long and Seemingly Never Ending Stream of Farts that Come After You've Dropped Off Your Date and/or Left Their House in the Morning Because You've Been Holding Them In All Night.
"Dude, after I dropped off my date last night I had Date Farts for like an hour!"
by J the Von December 08, 2006
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