Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 3, 2018

sunshine going through a glass of whiskey

The color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes.

Person 1: Okay, so how would describe the color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes? Hazel? Gold?
Person 2: Dude, I love you but you are a great big bag o' dicks if you don't know Rich's eye color is sunshine going through a glass of whiskey.

by LPCollins December 12, 2018

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

The cool glasses

It’s kinda a trend on Instagram . All you gotta do is take a picture and go on giph, look up “glasses”. Pick a good lookin glasses and your done . AND U GONNA LOOK POPPIN🤠🤩🤩!

WOWWW THAT GIRL/BOY DO THE COOL GLASSES

by Ali;) January 9, 2019

william douglas glassmeyer

He is one of the most handsome people on the plant and if you want to get some call 513-831-8873

William Douglas Glassmeyer is a fucking thot

by Florida theo April 9, 2019

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Girl with the glass jaw

The girl that sees a female from history and decides the person is everything she wants to be, though its not who she was growing up, and therefore not who she is.

The girl with the glass jaw talked a lot of shit based on who she wanted to be in life, and it also took attention off some of what she was doing with her spare time.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019