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The chicken is warm in the coop
The act of having serious affection for another human. Akin to phrases like "I love you" or "I have serious affection for you as a human"
"I know we've been dating a few months now and I just wanted you to know that... The chicken is warm in the coop"
"I have serious emotional problems because my father never told me that the chicken was warm in the coop"
"I have serious emotional problems because my father never told me that the chicken was warm in the coop"
The chicken is warm in the coop by Bobbyvalentine May 2, 2016
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Scooping the Warm Applesauce
Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.
Scooping the Warm Applesauce by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016
Burning blankets to stay warm
Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).
Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!
Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!
Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!
Burning blankets to stay warm by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021
Mushroom of Warm
n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.
KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
Mushroom of Warm by k80theshade May 2, 2021
cold in my professions, warm in my friendships
a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)
hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
cold in my professions, warm in my friendships by YourEverydayDemiKid October 2, 2022
A warm place to cum
A female that has exceptionally bad sexual technique, often marked by disinterest, lack of movement during sex, with minimal to no verbal feedback given to the male during the sexual interlude. Often times, she has a large vagina, making friction between the penis and vaginal wall nearly impossible. This condition is often secondary to her having had multiple sex partners of varying races. She will occasionally reach for the remote control or a cigarette during intercourse.
Man, that girl is really fucked up. I caught her looking over my shoulder watching TV while I was fucking her. It is still better than jerking off. She is just a warm place to cum.
Last night I went home with Sarah. She was so loose that I could not even hit the side of her pussy! She was just a warm place to cum!
Last night I went home with Sarah. She was so loose that I could not even hit the side of her pussy! She was just a warm place to cum!
A warm place to cum by Bob Mobley from beyond September 20, 2013