Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Violett

An unbelievable beautiful girl who's name is taken from a flower/colour for the interests in romance and passion, she loves sexual playfighting and and probably eats alot of granatäpple. Violett is Gustin for " a/an perfect " and means also in Swedish, I love my baby so much that i would die for her

"Damn Gustav And Violett are a nice couple"

by iloveyouviolett December 11, 2016

violette ibarra

Violette is always the most beautiful woman in a room. When you meet her she seems to good to be true but shes perfect . She loyal, confident, sexy and doesn’t take shit from anybody.She loves spiders and sunflowers. She is a rainbow and hellfire in human form. Never break her trust because she will cut you out of her life and you will spend the rest of you life wishing that she would give you just one chance. Her smile will be burned into your memory and haunt your dreams.

I wish violette ibarra would smile at me one more time.

by TBHA81 December 1, 2022

rotation violation

When someone screws up the clockwise or counter-clockwise sequence in which a circle of dope smokers pass their joint(s).

Hog! You're getting my hit. You passed to him. Then he was supposed to pass it to me, not pass it right back to your fiending lungs. That's a total rotation violation, man.

by Eggwhitey December 18, 2006

x-violence

putting people back in order using hand motions; a very sexual action/being on a website, similar in violent

used in common slang is "wayne braidy gonna x-violence a bitch?";
Saocore X-Violence'd Confess v2 and its Creators, for not posting an all nude buffet.

by Tr Lincoln December 12, 2007

da meth-dick violence

penile tissue damage resulting from an inability to accept the limitations of short-term drug-induced erectile dysfunction; trying to push a wet noodle into what is, more than likely, a dry socket

Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.

by Casa Trapp November 28, 2017

Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.

Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.

by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020