Squirrely Beej

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

by The Beej Doctor December 20, 2008

Squirrel Meat

The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.

"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."

by Pooch to the third February 18, 2010

the squirrels are after me

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

because they think i'm nuts!

by bobston January 19, 2005

swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).

No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.

by Sciurus palustris March 17, 2009

hair squirrel

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.

-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!

by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

data squirrel

Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.

An electronic version of a pack rat.

Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.

by inviolet July 29, 2011

Squirel Suicide

when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.

Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.

by penguin_boxers77 April 11, 2010