Person

: Also featured in "Grey's Anatomy", a person is a trusting friend who helps you out a lot and is just always there for you.

Girl 1: I can trust you with anything, your my person.

Girl 2: Aw, thanks!

by Black123 October 7, 2009

avoidant personality disorder cure

The realisation that life is a game and every 2 player game has a winner and a loser only in life there billions of players and more than half are the losers therefore why give a fuck about your appearance, about what people think when the ones who are judging you are fodder of the human race, just a bunch of random faces that don't care about you and neither should you.

People who practise the avoidant personality disorder cure usually develop chronic misanthropy

by NoPerson November 24, 2010

Personalized Plate

(noun) Automobile license tag which contains special meaning for the driver or owner of the vehicle. Must be officially registered with the state or local authority in order to place on the vehicle.

"I ordered a personalized plate from the state to put on my vehicle. It cost me a little extra, but I think it's worth it..."

"It's my first car, so I put '1ST CAR' on my personalized plate."

by yes juanito yes July 28, 2012

personal insult

A personal insult is a negative remark made about a person, usually made in a demeaning tone of voice, or when written, the remark is made using what are generally considered to be negative words, and the remark is personal in that it is directed at a person's character, personality, or individual traits, and it is meant to invalidate that person's feelings or opinions, and/or to make that person feel bad about themselves. The person's feelings or opinions are not disputed with logic or knowledge or facts. Rather, the person making the insult believes that by finding fault with your character, personality, or other individual traits, that they are then justified in dismissing your feelings and your opinions. In making the negative remark, they believe that they are effectively invalidating your right to express yourself, and/or they are purposely attacking your feeling of self-worth.

A non personal insult - "I don't like that dress that you are wearing."
A personal insult - "Wow. That awful dress that you are wearing - what bad taste you have!"

A non personal insult - "Well, you are entitled to your opinion, even though it is wrong!"
A personal insult - "Your opinion is not only wrong, but you are obviously a stupid moron who is too dumb to have an informed opinion, and so you should just shut up!"

by eighthdaygal April 14, 2014

Favorite person

The person in your life that you like more than your best friends. Similar to a true friend, but they are more than that title.

He is officially my favorite person.

by Kennsj February 9, 2020

bird person

A nutcase, often found browsing in New Age stores. There is a dispute among philologists whether the term originally referred to those who looked like birds or those feeding the birds.

Dude, I went to that alternative practitioner you recommended. What a bird person.

That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.

by bird-man May 5, 2008

Person

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009