pedophiden

Pedophiden - the 46th president

There's pedophiden sniffing those kids again after falling down the stairs again

by Shmovid84 April 27, 2021

Pedophicular

Pedophicular, as implying that something sounds like the action of a pedophile.

40 year old man says to a friend of his :"dang she's finally 18 and on the market"

His friend replies: "Man that's a little pedophicular"

by hanuldeath February 11, 2010

pediophilia

A fetish for sex dolls. This can be sometimes used to refer to 'love dolls' as well.

That man suffers from a pediophilia addiction.

by voyeurboss December 8, 2016

Bedophile

Someone whom is attracted to underaged beds. Typically refered to as a Bedo.

“Calvin was being a real bedophile last night.” John said
“Yeah I saw him in 2 furniture stores recently fucking kids beds.” Jason added

by The cat is not in the hat October 20, 2017

Pedofile

An adult with a unusual sexual interest in children.

Kyle is a Pedofile who makes children spank themselves

by Ilovechildren July 11, 2019

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Pedalphile

A musician who has an unhealthy attraction to guitar pedals. Collecting, trading, and making sweet, sweet love to them. They also enjoy using Pedal Lubrication for sexual purposes.

Beau is such a pedalphile, when I looked up his history on Google I was worried. He had tons of pics of Crybabys, which turned out to be guitar pedals, not pornography. But, upon confronting him, he had the same reaction as if I did find porn, also he has dieelectric stains on his crotch.

by Takestarred June 25, 2014