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Definitions by Takestarred

Pedalphile 

A musician who has an unhealthy attraction to guitar pedals. Collecting, trading, and making sweet, sweet love to them. They also enjoy using Pedal Lubrication for sexual purposes.
Beau is such a pedalphile, when I looked up his history on Google I was worried. He had tons of pics of Crybabys, which turned out to be guitar pedals, not pornography. But, upon confronting him, he had the same reaction as if I did find porn, also he has dieelectric stains on his crotch.
Pedalphile by Takestarred June 25, 2014

magnetologist

A scientist that melds science and the word of the lord to make everything relatable.
Homosexuality is wrong. Magnets can't go positive to positive. Just as god intended. Magnetologists rule!
magnetologist by Takestarred December 8, 2013