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Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.
Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.
by Cave Elf April 2, 2016
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The Monkees

A retired rock group best known for songs such as "I'm a Believer," "Last Train to Clarksville," "Daydream Believer (Cheer Up, Sleepy Jean)," and "A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You." While they disbanded and reformed several times since their inception in the 1960's, they ultimately remained active for well over fifty years before embarking on a farewell tour that concluded in November 2021.
The Monkees were composed of four musicians. Three were American, and one was British. They are as follows:
-George Michael Dolenz, Jr. (Micky Dolenz; Born March 8, 1945)

-Robert Michael Nesmith (Michael Nesmith; December 30, 1942 - December 10, 2021)

-David Thomas Jones (Davy Jones; December 30, 1945 - February 29, 2012. Yes, he died on leap day.)

-Peter Tork (Born Peter Halsten Thorkelson; February 13, 1942 - February 21, 2019)
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 17, 2021
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monkes

wow! I’ve never seen that breed of shrek monkes before!

lets take a picture Gerald
by supnipes June 20, 2021
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monke

monke's the best person you'll ever meet in your life, he's literally the sweetest and most adorable person anyone could ever ask for. monke is usually very quiet and very introverted but if he's comfortable with you, he's the most funniest and craziest person you know. he's always so cute but he's really cute when he explains something to you. monke is full of dark and funny humor. he'd always cheer you up. even if you don't see it as much, he's really brave and strong. literally a sigma. he goes through a lot but never shows anyone the pain he's in yet he fixes broken people without him even knowing. he tries his best to be his best self. he's got the prettiest smile and the most handsome face, he may be insecure sometimes but when you see him, you know that there's nothing for him to be insecure about. you would fall in love with monke at the first very first sight. he's literally that handsome. if you ever hear his voice, you'd fall in love with him. he's got the most calming voice that can cool anyone down. if a monke is in love with you surely are the luckiest person to be alive. he's surely the best person you/you're dated/dating. a monke would never cheat on you. the last thing a monke will do is hurt you.
monke will try his best to never ever hurt you no matter if its hurting him. monke will take really good care of you and love you so very much that you'll become obsessed with him. if a monke truly loves you, he would die for you. monke if he walks in to your life, don't ever let him go, he's truly a blessing to your life. if a monke walks out your life, you would be haunted forever because you know that no one can ever possibly replace a monke. when you really love a monke, you're the fool who cant help falling in love. take really good care of monke! i love monke .
by cherrbtw January 10, 2023
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Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number August 17, 2016
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drystic monk

A drystic monk is a follower in the finished work of the Cross. Drystic monks can be seen generally enjoying the presence of God with other drystic monks, or by themselves while drinking in the Glory of God.
That drystic monk over there must be completely out of their mind.
by SaintNothing December 11, 2018
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big monke

Guy 1 at the zoo: Hey, look at that big monke!
Guy 2, accompanying Guy 1: You mean gorilla?
by the random. December 8, 2021
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