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isaiah matthew lawrynowicz 

He is a wild loud person he can retain he is always on top of trends on social media he is stunning never likes settling down for a girl but is stuck on one he loves games and music also he is naturally strong and protective at times he is the the absolute best boyfriend and his dark eyes are overwhelming. And is the bestest friend I could've asked for and he is very popular.
Isaiah Matthew lawrynowicz being defined is a very friendly person and is loud
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Suicidal masturbation w Lauren 

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts
"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

you're being a Laurance 

A Lil piss drinking mongrel that lives in the toilet and eats your shit for fun and also strives to the most annoying being ever!
Oh you're being a Laurance today grow the fuck up you little shit

Laurtney 

The epitome of funny, cute, sweet, perfect, hot, & smart. Can get any man desired. Will never forgive and never forget. Has learned from all mistakes. Will never stab a bitch in the back because Laurtney does not tolerate bitches, she destroys them. Tis, twas, and always twill be happy.(in Hawaii).
Jessica: "My boyfriend dated Laurtney, and I know I'll never be as good as she is. It makes me depressed."

Irina: "Its true, my boyfriend did too. We'll never live up to Laurtney, we might as well kill ourselves."

Jessica: "Well, we both are backstabbing hos whom will never be as fabulous as Laurtney."

Irina: "Agreed. Where's the rope?"
Laurtney by Laurtney March 17, 2009
A girl who is so fun to be around and will always be there for you. Even if you haven't talked in a while she will still talk to you and give you motherly advice. She will always be there when you need help and will text you when she is in trouble.
"Wow, she is really nice" "That's because she is a Lauren"
Lauren by nottellingbitch January 7, 2018
A Lauren is a beautiful sweet girl. She almost never gets hate and is always happy. She is really goofy. Her time is always full but still makes time for the ones she love.
Hey, Lauren you want to be friends?
Lauren by Dolantwinsfan May 6, 2018

lauranne 

A quiet girl, discrete, that will sometimes surprise you with bursts of energy and funky moves or singing. She loves to dance Rock n' Roll but she just doesn't know it yet ! Overall a precious person to be around, always looking to give a hand to anyone who's asking. She used to overthink things too much and now she tries her best to live the moment and simply follow her feelings and her heart.
- Do you know Lauranne ? - Yes she is so nice, I feel at peace whenever she's there !

- Damn, Lauranne isn't coming early to the party. - Oh nooo, we need her for decoration, she has always the nicest ideas !
lauranne by Zookies February 23, 2018