Keith

Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.

Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.

by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020

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Keith

Keith is a sweet dude who is in love with a girl named Endy he will do anything to make her happy. He plays games to keep his mind off of the bad things. He has a daddy mentally. All the girls want him but he only wants Endy. Keith is a keeper never let him go. He will always treat you right he is kind and funny he can sometimes be mean but its because he loves you.

Who is that?

Oh that's daddy Keith

by IAn Pp February 7, 2021

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Keyhole'd

When you go so deep that you require a locksmith to find lost objects in said cavity.

Chris was keyhole'd so hard that he lost his tamagotchi in his asshole.

by DJ CHAD February 22, 2021

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KelTheSimp

Kel Kelley, the simp with several simps. They enjoy not letting people know their gender to make them question their sexualities. They usually are found on VRchat with their friends thes1mp and Crystronight.

Person A: Dude, have you seen KelTheSimp?

Person B: Yeah! What do you think they are?

Person A: I don’t know, but they’re freaking me out dude.

by KelTheSimp April 20, 2021

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