insta punishment

A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.

"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"

by Reali_D June 28, 2020

Instaglam

The process of curating one’s instagram page for the purpose of gaining clout, friends, etc. Involves an obsessive-compulsive need to delete posts which do not fit one’s brand and to maintain a followers:following ratio of greater than 1:1.

“Hold on, I’ve got 446 followers and am following 447. Gotta work on my instaglam”

by gmonkey01 July 9, 2020

Instafblueg

The annoying blue haired girl on Instagram

Me and friends:*scrolling on insta
Me* sees that blue haired girl

Ha look at that instafblueg

by Grammargenz September 4, 2020

Insta Simp

A men named Oancea Onutu Gabriel Victor
aka gaby victor

Gaby: "damn you make awesome photos"
Girl: " yuck , you are an Insta Simp"

by adryblajj September 9, 2020

Instagationist

Someone who for the benefit of their amusement starts drama between other people.

Damn There he goes again , Larry is such an instagationist.

by Daweazel91 September 15, 2020

Instagasm

When a girl/boy has an instant orgasm seeing something of sexually explicit detail.

Kara and Coco had an instagasm when they saw Cole Coronado’s tiny torpedo.

by “That’s What She Said” October 31, 2020

insta models

Girls and guys who think their as good and hard working as real models!!!
They also pretend like they are mir body positiv such a lie!!!

Insta models definition:
Insta model1: yeah I work so hard for my body and I never use filters
Also insta model1:uses photoshop and works out once a month

Wow

by lili_wlz May 27, 2021