Horny is a type of disease which occurs when you watch porn or think of Fortnite. You can check if you’re horny by looking at your pants. If you see a cum stain or a huge ass bulge, that means you’re horny. If you’re a girl you can see if you’re horny if you notice your vagina dripping. This disease is inevitable. You’ll catch this disease often, the more you catch it, the nastier slut you are.
Aaron: “Mum, There’s a cum stain on my pants!”
Mum: “Were you playing Fortnite?”
Aaron: “Yes.”
Mum: “You gay horny bitch!”
Mum: “Were you playing Fortnite?”
Aaron: “Yes.”
Mum: “You gay horny bitch!”
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When a man is horny his penis will erect and becom solid
When a girl is horny her vaginal area will become wet and a slight tight, slightly pleasurable feeling will affect the area.
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When a man is horny his penis will erect and becom solid
When a girl is horny her vaginal area will become wet and a slight tight, slightly pleasurable feeling will affect the area.
This is for the people whom actually wanted to know what horny is. Not a Fucking, well, description of a couple fucking.
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boomer meaning : someone who thinks the have horns
actual meaning : someone who is so sexually aroused , they wouldnt know the different between a goat and a albino dwarf prostitute
boomer meaning : someone who thinks the have horns
actual meaning : someone who is so sexually aroused , they wouldnt know the different between a goat and a albino dwarf prostitute
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He looked down then and saw himself, all 12 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter, leaning slightly to the left. There was a delicate slit at his circumsised tip, through which he would eventually secrete the milky white symbol of his passion. He could see it in his mind, pooling from her juicy cavern, where he would spill himself.
But that would be later. For now, she was still pulling herself from the ladderless pool. She glanced down, and saw the shadow of the colossal jut of his member.
He looked down then and saw himself, all 12 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter, leaning slightly to the left. There was a delicate slit at his circumsised tip, through which he would eventually secrete the milky white symbol of his passion. He could see it in his mind, pooling from her juicy cavern, where he would spill himself.
But that would be later. For now, she was still pulling herself from the ladderless pool. She glanced down, and saw the shadow of the colossal jut of his member.
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