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simeon herpes

Symptoms of Simeon Herpes: outbreak of swollen, red bumps or plaques (wheals) on the skin that appear suddenly -- either as a result of the body's adverse reaction to stress, or for unknown reasons. Along with a firy temper.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.
simeon herpes started in Langara. It is dry itych skin, with red patches from head to toe. Looks like bed bug bites or hives.
by Nurses of Langara College M.D. February 6, 2010
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Karmic Herpes

The result of dumping/cheating/being a bitch or douchebag and getting herpes with the next person you sleep with.

Having bad Karma and getting Herpes.
Did you hear Rose kicked Luke to the curb for Ryan, but it is all good i heard she got Karmic Herpes
by No Herpes Live Here November 13, 2011
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piss horseshoe

The pattern that is created on one's pants when they accidentally urinate on them self and the urine runs down both legs.
"Dude, that guy's passed out and he pissed himself."

"Wow his bladder must have been full... nice piss horseshoe!"
by Mrs. P August 4, 2012
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4 Horses

When someone sends 4 horse emojis, that person is trying to tell you they want to have a foresome with you and your friends. A side definition is having a horse shlong.
Samber just sent me 4 Horses in emojis, he definitely wants a foresome, maybe he's packing too.
by Sussy S Supermarket January 20, 2022
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lil herpes

random dude: dude whos lil herpes
lil herpes: your creator
random dude: wow i love gfp gang and herpes cuh!
by gfplimsaenjoyer69 September 8, 2022
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Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out
"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."
by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020
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YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF

a meme video, commonly used with a marvel character named "Venom" at the start of the video, venom says - YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAAH!!!!! then, some music plays.
Guy 1 Hey, do you know candice?
Venom YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
by OrangeDebilAU March 21, 2022
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