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Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.
After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.
by cock_munchin January 25, 2015
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Revenge hamster

A long burn in which you want to get back at someone who did you wrong. First, you start by going to a pet supply store and purchasing a hamster. You then take that hamster to an all gay orgy to use as a sex toy, in which of course everyone has AIDS. The hamster itself, after being in several men's buttholes, gets AIDS. You then take that hamster to the person you want to get revenge on and give it to them as a pet for a gift. The person has no idea that it was used in a homoerotic orgy as a sex hamster and is happy to get the gift. Eventually the hamster bites that person, thus giving them AIDS as well.
That son of a bitch cheated on me with my sister! I am getting him a revenge hamster for Christmas and then dumping his ass!!
by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020
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Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011
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hamsterbate

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere
Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work
by brenden z. July 23, 2006
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hamster blumpkin

A hamster blumpkin means blowing a hamster while it's taking a crap.
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.

"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.

"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"

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by scodder August 8, 2010
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Turbo Hamster

Martin: Footsteps! Do you, hear, foot, steps?

Josh: A bit like a chimp?

Martin: No, more like a hamster.

Josh: What, like a turbo hamster?
by Beadle September 29, 2003
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hamstering

Expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).
Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.
by Skip Anderson April 9, 2008
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