Definitions by Beadle

shame

Also know as THE shame, when something is shamefull.

Oats: Lisa's not coming to your house now 'cause Dan's got borbons at he's.

Tom: THE SHAME!!! NO! DIRTY! NO!

shame by Beadle September 29, 2003

Kneealp! 

Used to denote an innuendo.

Lisa: I always come in and out.

Tom: Kneealp!

Kneealp! by Beadle September 29, 2003

Sty 

Slang invented by Max Hitchings for his play Price Of Enlightenment meaning Police Station.

Imo: Well, first she bottled the manager, then she quit.

Greg: Jesus, Lucy!

Lucy: Well, he deserved it. Pervert.

Greg: Jesus Lucy, you’ll be in the sty by tomorrow!

Sty by Beadle September 29, 2003

Turbo Hamster 

Ask Daniel I don't even know.
AKA TURBO HAMMY.

Martin: Footsteps! Do you, hear, foot, steps?

Josh: A bit like a chimp?

Martin: No, more like a hamster.

Josh: What, like a turbo hamster?

Turbo Hamster by Beadle September 29, 2003

beats 

Measurement of time created by SWATCH. 1000 beats in a day, metric time.

Josh: How many beats is it man?

Martin: De beats char! It’s saying eight six five, it’s fucked; it’s out of sync or something.

beats by Beadle September 29, 2003

Greenwich Mean Time 

Time created by four scientists who plot at that observatory in Greenwich, and they’re all kinda like “The Old Gits” offa Harry Enfield, all running around rubbing their hands together. They’re so mean, they think…Hmm, what can we do to really piss people off? I know, we’ll change time! Yes! Twice a year. In the summer, we’ll put all the clocks forward! That’ll really fuck things up! People’ll arrive late for meetings and work! And trains’ll be delayed, ‘cause the drivers’ll forget
t’get up. Ha ha what fun! And ‘cause we’re mean, we’ll give them an extra hour! And they’ll all get up an hour early! And realise they could of had another hours kip! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa haaaaa haaa haaa haaa!

Those guys at Greenwich are so mean.

Greenwich Mean Time by Beadle September 29, 2003

keyser soze 

Aka ROGER "VERBAL" KINT played by Kevin Spacey.

Who is Keyser Soze?

keyser soze by Beadle September 29, 2003