FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009

Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.

"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."

by J Ali March 7, 2010

Fail Filter

An encounter, either digital or real, designed to filter the good from the bad.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.

Heroic Stonecore is a serious Fail Filter.

by Diggsworth January 24, 2011

Cool-fail

Similar to a regular fail, a cool-fail is when someone attempts to do something they do at a regular time to show off (Eg keeps missing 3 point shots in a basketball game even though they play basketball) but continuosly fails.

"Wow, he's taller than evryone here, he could have scored at least 10 points without trying to score 3 pointers to show off. He missed all of them. Cool-fail.

by notanotherjock October 20, 2010

Double fail

A failure that occurs while trying to point out a previous fail.

Person 1: That Cliff bar gave me the same calories as a regular meal without any of the satisfaction.

Fial.

Person 2: Double fail

by thisizmypseudonym June 2, 2011

Fread Fail

A common PC game error which causes the said game to crash at startup, displaying a message in which it is written that "The Fread Has Failed". This baffled many PC users because it was an unheard of and unsolvable problem.
To this day, any game thats "Fread has failed" has to be returned and a new copy purchased.

Aw man chuck! I can't play Harry Potter 2 anymore because it keeps saying that my "FREAD HAS FAILED"!

or

Oh snap john, quick, return your copy of Super Mega Ninjas, it look's like the game is displaying the "Fread Fail" error!

by GameFixerErrorMan4994 December 5, 2009

What the Fail?!

Think what the fuck.
Think fail.

Throw them together, and what do you get?
WHAT THE FAIL?!

1) Upon seeing Berry's post of "I hove you", Harrie quickly exclaimed "What the fail!?"

2) Person 1- I just slipped and fell out of the shower, tripped over a mirror and decapitated my dog!
Person 2- WHAT THE FAIL?!

by Caek. December 15, 2009