A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!
Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) June 29, 2010
Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."
by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006
by Snippppper January 07, 2020
Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.
by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017
A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big
by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021
A giant ogre who makes fun of people for the lols but nobody laughs or thinks he’s funny also thinks everyone loves him aka George Walters
by Alisha burton October 24, 2017