Crypto Hoe

A person who wishes they had money in the Crypto game but don't due to being:
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones

Man you keep talking about investing, stop being such a Crypto Hoe

by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020

Cryptsity

Cryptsity meaning Don't underestimate my strength

Cryptsity will destroy you if you don't be careful

by Duke17 March 20, 2020

Crypti

Crypti is a 50-year-old man's username, acting as a quirky e-girl on discord.
You will mostly likely, fall for this and you'll be heart broken, or disgusted
or your the smart one and will be smart and not fall for Crypti

person 1: Yo! There's this girl on discord, and we're going on a date tonight!
person 2: What's their user?
person 1: Crypti!
person 2: *sighing, putting both hands on person one*
person 1: *tilting his head frowning* dude-
person 2: They're probably a middle-aged man dude, I wouldn't go
person 1: *tears start to prick his eyes,* n-no, it can't- it can't be! She said- She said she was a girl!
person 2: it's okay, it's okay, it's alright, *hugging person 1*
person 1: *sobbing*
person 2: it's alright...

by Crypti May 14, 2020

Cryptic

People love the word cryptic...it is unknown why and no one cares either.

I found some cryptic shit...what?

by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020

cryptostreamon

It's something, i guess

Me: Idk, i just know that it exists
Random guy: well cryptostreamon

by mixofmax June 15, 2020

cryptostreamon

It's something, I guess...

Dud: Idk, I just know it exists
Dud2: cryptostreamon

by mixofmax June 15, 2020

cryptoantiquarianology

The research or study of lost and/or hidden things from history. Archaeology, anthropology and even paleontology are considered part of cryptoantiquarianology.

I am writing my thesis on the tomb of Seti in hopes of finalizing my doctorate of cryptoantiquarianology.

by KingOfCrows August 9, 2020