con-dom

The magical, mystical, heavenly home of all the prisoners in the universe.

Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

kelsie con

a beautiful girl who feels like a dumb stupid ugly fat bitch but isn’t one in the slightest

omg kelsie con is so pretty

by school is gey July 26, 2020

Chile con khan

A very special stew/soup consisting of various meats and liquids. It tastes like heaven, while smelling like a bowl of pee pee poo poos. If someone comes up to you on the street and offers you some chile con khan, TAKE IT. There are middle aged men in grey vans offering these as treats so you will have plenty of opportunities to taste the divine liquids known as chile con khan

I went to my friends house and had some chile con khan on the way. Yummy!

by buttmuncher4206969 August 25, 2020

Con Enzo

Wannabe strong leader and ladies man with a chilled aura, but fails and is exactly the opposite: Drama-queen who is a B-team loser prospect that will never make it to the A-team

The loud drama that Con Enzo is causing in the pub with that lady-boy is recipe for disaster- we can't be associated with that loser

by Enzoofficial September 2, 2020

Con the Fruiterer

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!

I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!

by Dan September 20, 2003

Con-thinger

A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.

Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.

NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".

I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.

by Number 2wo February 23, 2011

-CoN-

The baddest mother fuckin guild to ever play an MMO. If you don't suck at PvP, you will.

Those -CoN- guys just rolled us hard--I know, what does -CoN- stand for anyways?

by B-rad from the Bu September 3, 2011