Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

Gucci Coochie

A very special coochie, one might even say it shines. Its very purrty, and special.

She's got that Gucci coochie

by hellisjustasauna July 20, 2021

Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 9, 2022

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

shark coochie board

A shark coochie board is a popular social media hyped assortment of themed food items artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

We had a shark coochie board potluck party where everyone brought a themed board: sushi board, assorted fries board, cold cuts and cheese board, exotic fruits board, boiled crustaceans board, dessert board etc. SO YUM!!

by BoredGal21 November 16, 2022