bless

The way to say "that was so stupid, even a blonde wouldn't even have done it, muppet," without actually offending someone.

Mom: "Billy just keked his breeks."
Pop: "Bless."

by LucySkyDiamond April 3, 2005

Blessed my eyes

Something naked or nude has made your eyes feel holy.

Her ass just Blessed my eyes when she was naked- Her ass is like omg

by Jadewillseethis April 24, 2020

Blessucky

Blessucky is a cross between blessed and lucky. Some people can't decide if they want to say, "You are blessed," because it might offend people who believe in Science. Some people can't decide if they want to say, "You are lucky," especially if they don't believe in chance. Thus, just say, "You are so blessucky!"

I am the most blessucky person I know!

by LeeHiggymama October 2, 2010

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

Blesson

Blesson is a silly little Indian boy with great hands. His legs were made of concrete, but his feet were lead weights, and flat as could be. He giggles a lot and talks like Borat. Nothing could make him move fast unless he was flying in an airplane. The weight of his legs and feet would always tip the nose of the plane at a downward angle.

Blesson, if you partner with Carlos, you better move up to the kitchen faster, or he will cut your fingers.

by anonymous May 17, 2022

man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.

Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.

by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008

abundantly blessed day

Meaning when you have moved on from your marriage and start a double life with someone that will use drugs with you and get high in large groups of crack heads

I am going to smoke crack you have a abundantly blessed day,like GOD don't see them smoking crack

by anonymous September 20, 2020