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man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.
Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.
by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008
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Wal-Mart Win

When a major market pro-sport team wins a championship over a minor market team, utilizing obvious favor from the league and officiating. The league pursues "Wal-Mart Wins" so it can sell cheap licensed gear to the hapless fanbase at Wal-Mart and derive tremendous profits.
"Woohoo the Steelers just won the Super Bowl!"
"Calm down dude it was a Wal-Mart Win. You're a corporate pawn."
by aJayBoulder February 1, 2009
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man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.
Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.
by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008
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