shit battery

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.

We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!

by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005

the battery

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

by Sean February 22, 2003

Basterd

A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.

For those who say irregardless basterd makes sense.

by chasbro August 22, 2009

Cake Batter

Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.

So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!

by wmata_ninja May 12, 2015

butterdogging

when u smear penut butter or jam on ur penis and present it to ur dog

I wish my was still alive so he can butterdog me again.
If i have a dog right now shed be butterdogging me right now.

by Juk July 7, 2005

Baby Batter

a fuckin funny ass nick name for skeet.

"That bitch is a str8 goer. She fuckin swallowed my baby batter"

by B.Hill September 19, 2007

Master Batter(s)

An unathletic middle aged fag who lives for intramural softball and is a fag. A big fag. Anyone who is middle aged or older and takes pleasure in beating college students in intramurals. Anyone who cheats by placing all officials and heads of a league on one team and uses their power to get their way. A huge fag.

The Master Batter(s) is hated by everyone for loading the team and being a prick.

by airmail February 23, 2009