apple cheeks

Cheekbones that are round and plump like an apple.

"Hey, that girl has apple cheeks"

"Her apple cheeks are very cute"

by Kurt CW January 31, 2008

Apple Computers

Door stops

my apple computer keeps my door opened.

by Evolutiontimesten January 17, 2004

apple shit

A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.

1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting

by saveriox March 4, 2007

apple sac

reference to the scrotum and testicles, usually one's own.

she kneed me in the apple sac!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Apple River

1. (n.) {Origin: English, ~1970(?)} A place in Western Wisconsin that epitomizes and showcases the fancies of (primarily) white people from rural American upbringing. Mostly, activities are centered around floating down the river on old inner tubes with coolers that start filled with beer and end up empty.

2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.

3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)

1. "We ran out of beer half-way down the Apple River last weekend, and then I peed on Ben while he was passed out."

2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."

3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."

by Minnesota Mike October 10, 2008

Appled

Censorship or obstruction of an idea, work or method through means of micromanagement or excessive control, often unnecessary or without proper reason.

Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."

I was unable to repair my car because the manufacturer appled the powertrain and I need to order parts directly from them.

by Quixotico November 30, 2010

Apple tart

A style-focused person (usually female) who buys Apple products solely for their appearance (as opposed to their functionality).

Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.

See that girl with the pink shoes, the poodle, and the iPhone? Total Apple tart.

by Johnny Domino October 13, 2011