Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Bucket and A mop

Term used in the song "WAP" By Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet a$$ Pussy

by anonymous March 1, 2023

back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

Mop head

A bitch with ugly ass hair

I saw this girl at a party last night, she had a thick ass body, but damn was she a mop head

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023

Mops

Moment Of Penetration Shudders

That feeling you get at that precise moment sending shivers down your spine. "Man she lowered herself on to me and I shook. I still get the mops just thinking about it"

by Pavlos69 October 25, 2023

Dust Mop

A derogatory term for an attractive woman who is in a blue collar job for the sole purpose of attempting to seduce blue collar men and absorb all of the attention because they can't get attention elsewhere. Usually because they're an undesirable bitch.

Scott hired a new chick that's a total dust mop. Stay away man.

by Canyounottho November 15, 2023