The mop

A dance that is to retarded that it’s fire

Trey: you heart about the mop

Jay: that dance that everybody be doing at my school.

by AxrTxme March 01, 2020

The Mop

Rip off your girl's weave, cum in it and slap it back on her head.

Girl, I was so mad. He gave me the mop and it he didn't even put my weave back on straight.

by Heatmyzer May 22, 2022

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by June 19, 2023

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

fanny mop

A male with a beard

I wouldn't mind his fanny mop on me

by Don'tforgetyourdreams February 28, 2015

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

mopping

A word used in emo slang, usually meant as a method of twerking naked.

Damn that girl be mopping good!

by John XD92 November 23, 2022