When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011

when in mixed company

Old fashioned way of refering to:

a. the presence of women or children.

b. the presence of someone who might repeat what you're saying to someone you don't want them to repeat it to.

a. You shouldn't tell dirty jokes like that when in mixed company.

b. You might not want to make jokes about Sue's fat ass when in mixed company.

c. or simply "Hey! Mixed company, ok?"

by piscean315 February 9, 2005

where's your mouth?

A bragging statement after you do something spectacular which is meant to be answered with dumbfounded silence.

Bruce and his beerpong partner Sally were losing 9 cups to 0. Suddenly, they proceeded to hit 10 cups in a row to steal the victory and Bruce exclaimed, "Where's your mouth?" Their opponents shook their heads and Bruce and Sally embraced.

by toolguru January 5, 2009

When in doubt, Throw the Halfling

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community

DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009

when you are hungry, chicken is the best

Namjoon's jams.

" I can't sleep!" ~RM
"Why? Are you hungry?" ~SJ
"When you are hungry, chicken is the best!" ~RM

by vdeviado May 17, 2017

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

by JScrub August 19, 2009

National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

Show your perfect cute Boobies to your boyfriend every day
P.S. Don't forget your thicc Bootie and perfect Smile

National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

by Boyfriend 😉 October 17, 2019