Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

A dildo on wheels

What Case looks like

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”

by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022

Bug Wheel

A phrase used to describe the odd, flimsy, damaged wheel that commonly appears in one of the wheel bays on a cheap, economy class car.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheels.

Bob: I nearly crashed into a tree yesterday!
Dan: How did you manage that?
Bob: That bloody bug wheel makes steering so difficult!

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Bug Wheels

A derogatory term used to denote cheap, slow and often flimsy second hand cars that sport an unusually small set of wheels.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheel.

Bill: What do you think? That's a handsome set of wheels, eh?
Dan: I think you mean a handsome set of bug wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

chill wheel

when a mans game so tight his lady says chill but eventually wheels him and her back to his place for sex chill wheel

braxton came on to julie a little strong but later that night braxton has to tell julie thanks for the chill wheel

by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018

meals on wheels

The act of doing 69 when one of the participants is confined to a wheel chair.

I met this hot paraplegic and we had some meals on wheels, needless to say I woke up with a bad taste in my mouth.

by WeipingLim August 14, 2007

Ferris wheel

A sexual act where a pair stands in a vertical 69 position, and proceed to do cartwheels while performing oral.

Derek, “I just Ferris wheeled Abby all around the hotel room.”

by Rawrer12345 February 20, 2019