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"Thanks for that Wal-Mart card, Mom, I've been doing fancy western rinses for about a week and a half."
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Key West Necktie
A sexual maneuver popular in island communities populated by chain-smoking men with tiny penises, the recipient is mounted and subsequently fucked in their tracheostomy hole-- typically with enough force and velocity to cause the expulsion of dentures as the erect penis continues on its path out of the oral cavity.
Occasionally, after long sessions repeatedly entering the tracheostomy stoma and exiting the recipient's mouth, the penis can become entrapped, as the engorged head of the penis is unable to retract beyond the recipient's gumline. This condition is known as a Reverse Columbian Necktie.
Occasionally, after long sessions repeatedly entering the tracheostomy stoma and exiting the recipient's mouth, the penis can become entrapped, as the engorged head of the penis is unable to retract beyond the recipient's gumline. This condition is known as a Reverse Columbian Necktie.
"Tyler was humiliated and laughed at by his recently-crippled girlfriend and her nurses because his small penis couldn't penetrate during attempts at vaginal sex, and someone posted a video of him falling off her when his penis popped out while attempting a Columbus Side Car.
Swearing off women forever, Tyler decided that he would immediately break up with Jessica, quit his job, and move to Key West that very night.
Jessica started on him as soon as Tyler walked into her room to tell her goodbye, but he didn't care. As a parting gift, Tyler gave Jessica a Key West Necktie, walked out, and since he had a few hours before his flight, proceeded to have a few beers celebrating the first--and last--time he was able to leave a woman speechless.”
Swearing off women forever, Tyler decided that he would immediately break up with Jessica, quit his job, and move to Key West that very night.
Jessica started on him as soon as Tyler walked into her room to tell her goodbye, but he didn't care. As a parting gift, Tyler gave Jessica a Key West Necktie, walked out, and since he had a few hours before his flight, proceeded to have a few beers celebrating the first--and last--time he was able to leave a woman speechless.”
Key West Necktie by Scoggy July 19, 2019
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Fred West
"Karen hasn't been doing too well - I think she's going fred west or somethin'"
"Homeboy has been going fred west the past few weeks, we should consider callin' a doctor"
"After his parents passed, Leo went a bit fred west, but he got back on track soon enough"
"Homeboy has been going fred west the past few weeks, we should consider callin' a doctor"
"After his parents passed, Leo went a bit fred west, but he got back on track soon enough"
Fred West by PrincessPeachsHippySister August 8, 2020
bestie westies for the resties
Bestie westies for the resties means that you and your bestie slay to the point your bestie westies for the resties.
bestie westies for the resties by tayzor December 6, 2022
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Kanye West Syndrome
A person who thinks that people want, or need to hear what they have to say, or what they think about any situation whether it directly involves, or has nothing to do with them at all. The majority of the time what they have to say is in fact ignorant bullshit, and the world would have been a better place if this person had not opened their mouth at all.
Kanye West Syndrome example 1:
The 'rapper' stormed the stage just after the first award, for Best Female Video was presented to Taylor Swift at the VMA's. He cut the teen singer off, grabbing the mic and protesting in support of Beyoncé.
"I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time," he proclaimed as B looked on from the crowd, stunned. (This is the exact moment where Kanye West Syndrome is evident. What makes him think that his opinion is important or valued? It's the syndrome that makes him feel as though the mass of people gathered for this ceremony came to hear his opinion and appreciate him interrupting poor Taylor's acceptance speech.)
The 'rapper' stormed the stage just after the first award, for Best Female Video was presented to Taylor Swift at the VMA's. He cut the teen singer off, grabbing the mic and protesting in support of Beyoncé.
"I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time," he proclaimed as B looked on from the crowd, stunned. (This is the exact moment where Kanye West Syndrome is evident. What makes him think that his opinion is important or valued? It's the syndrome that makes him feel as though the mass of people gathered for this ceremony came to hear his opinion and appreciate him interrupting poor Taylor's acceptance speech.)
Kanye West Syndrome by Willisrl October 12, 2009