Twat Face 

A Nazi-like bitch who dominates a forum who bans members arbitrarily and those who does not subscribe to her narrow point of view. Lacks any sense of humor and derives pleasure at the little power they wield. Usually their only sense of satisfaction and have very to little for.

Eve Batey is a TWAT FACE, anyone who does not conform to her ultra liberal stance would be ban outright.

Twat Face by param4u February 16, 2010

twat swatter 

verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)

A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.

Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.

Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?

Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.

Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.

twat swatter by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009

Twat Slap 

The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.

Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!

Twat Slap by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010

Twat Shots 

1-Photos of a female's genitals showing specific details very close-up.

2-Photos of a girls pussy during the sex act, either with another female or a male counterpart.

1-I got some real good twat shots during her orgy last night.

2-I got twat shots of a pair of chicks' going at it late last night.

Twat Shots by Alisa the Teeny Bopper April 13, 2010

twat swatter 

the female version of the cock blocker. A female who prevents another female from having sex with someone.

Jane: I want to see Kyle tonite to watch a movie and snuggle.

Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?

Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!

Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.

Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.

twat swatter by Barack Obama's new dog February 7, 2009

twat, i cunt hear you 

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

twat, i cunt hear you by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

twat bubble 

noun: a whiney bitch

"Don't be such a twat bubble"

twat bubble by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009