tree face

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.

guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"

by squirtle:) December 20, 2009

tree couch

-noun- a piece of furniture for seating from two to four people, typically in the form of a bench with a back, sometimes having an armrest at one or each end, and partly or wholly upholstered and often fitted with springs, tailored cushions, skirts, etc.; sofa. Is found in trees.

1: "Man, wanna build a tree house?"
2: "I'd rather make a tree couch!"

by forgarth April 10, 2010

Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.

Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."

by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012

Birch Tree

Bitch but just nicer

You're being a birch tree right now.

by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 2, 2020

david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.

bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr

by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010

light the tree

smoking weed

dubstep is so great after we light the tree

by lindsaymichelle February 28, 2011

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Argyle is such a hottie

Purple palm tree delight makes argyle even more of a hottie.

by Pingle July 3, 2022