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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
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Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
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Tactical

A mf who got no chill, no sauce, no rizz. Someone considered tactical, often only wear's clothes from an army supply store and think they special ops.
Bro this camo wearing liberal tactical as hell
by garry_gattchamom May 26, 2023
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Tactical Ghosting

Ghosting someone, when you are already married.
To ghost his wife, he had to step up his game. Using tactical ghosting techniques, he finally succeeded.
by Episteopheus September 24, 2023
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Tactical BBQ

(Tact. BBQ, - Barbecue)

Nickname for airstrikes or air support
"We need some tactical BBQ, now!"

"On it."
by fartpluswetone April 28, 2022
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tactical mcflurry

The combination of vanilla pudding and m&m's out of an MRE
Smith has been rat fucking MRE's so he can make a tactical Mcflurry.
by Fishtank35 November 24, 2021
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tactical dispersion

tactical dispersion

A term for spreading or separating of personnel, materials, strategic elements, bases, and/or activities which might otherwise be concentrated in limited spaces to minimize vulnerability.
The use of social distancing and tactical dispersion terms by security forces during domestic protests need to be carefully phrased, so they are not misinterpreted.
by mlhiss June 3, 2020
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