top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.

That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.

by comp1banter May 18, 2011

Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.

"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."

by Nichtus May 9, 2013

Top Notch Tiger

The best student ever possible. Maybe even a robot. Does their work on time or even ahead. The epitome of a top class student from Morse HS.

Nate was the top notch tiger since he did not give a f*** about sleep and just focused on his school work.

by nakedtofu September 23, 2013

top of the ferris wheel

To bring a lady to orgasm through use of the fingers.

Omg mate I went to the fair last week with Nancy and I took her to the top of the Ferris wheel at the top of the Ferris wheel.

by cooljonesey November 2, 2015

top notch brillianté

A saying by posh students who have succeeded in something extrodinary.

(to joke about upper class people)

Xena: how was your day?
Ushna: Top Notch Brillianté

by Ushena March 1, 2017

Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

Top Slice

The finest tier available as compared to others, often used in finance to identity the financial instrument with the best pool of assets
The finest tier of models and performers as compared to others

That series AA fund is the Top Slice
That girl in the red dress is a Top Slice talent

by JoePlaya January 10, 2019